It is the first day of university

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    On a real note though, I just wanted to say thanks for sticking with me for so long. It was around this time of last year that my channel started to gain traction and I am so thankful for this opportunity. As for posting videos goes, I am going to try to get my videos up every Tuesday at 5 PM, but I am not going to make any promises. Also, I am going to be pretty inactive on twitter and instagram from this point forward cause I want to focus on my studies as much as possible (but it’s not like I was that active on there to begin with lol).

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    oh my god oh my god it's happening it's happening this is not a drill everybody calm down I said calm down it's not a drill calm down me close the door bill bill what the heck is that okay you're in it that the man took the lights off dingbat they can't know we you live here you clean this on every corner of it what about the sofa did you throw it did you break its neck hi everybody how's it going today is September for a KA the worst day of the year it's the first day of university no longer am i a pesky high school student I'm officially a victim of capitalism Cheers oh yeah as I said before today is the first day of a new routine I'm studying physics my courses this semester are calculus algebra physics and chemistry it's 8:00 a.m. right now my classes start at 9:30 and then I have calculus first period from 9:30 to 10:30 and then an hour free which I'm claiming y'all needed lunch in because you know I'm gonna be ravenous by then and then have three hours of just growing time if you know what I mean chemistry physics and algebra one after the other execution-style no breaks no time to breathe put your head down and eat your textbook that's my mindset going into this next thing I wanted to talk about is that my outfit last year for the first day of school I dressed in all black to mourn the loss of summer this year I'm here to make a statement this entire number is from the one the only Orencia actually did you know that a ritzy experienced six figure growth in 2019 I'll be expecting my check in the mail soon these shorts I bought them in four different colors this top and covering my nipples because I'm not wearing a bra on this jacket before vegan Twitter attacks me calm your meatless titties it's sustainable on my feet what I'm wearing okay I'm kidding I'm not that insane so as much as I'd love to walk in those to school and just blow everybody away I feel like I would be doing a disservice to them and I don't want to be that intimidating on the first day I'll leave that to the second week so as I mentioned before now I'm going to make my lunch I refuse to eat the food court lunch there if you're wondering whether or no I'm excited for University honestly yes I'm very excited I am so done with high school well I was done and I still am I guess I finally get to take courses that I actually you know give up about long gone are the days of history English and French class I mean nothing wrong with those classes is just there's everything wrong with those classes but anyways it's so funny whenever someone asks me what course I'm taking and I tell them that I'm taking physics they always react as if I've just told them that I'm planning on exploding the planet in a couple days I know the choice that I need and you don't need to tell me that it's gonna be hard because I know it's gonna be hard that's what they told me before grade six that's what they told me before middle school that's what they told me before high school and I'm still here I mean I left my sanity back in like the third grade so if someone's found it please mail it back to me but if we're wondering what dish I'm summoning from the depths of hell straight out of the pit of Tartarus I'm making my bootleg mac and cheese from a couple videos ago geez I think I'm honestly getting addicted to cheese and it's not good there's like five different types of cheese in my fridge right now that's an exaggeration I wish okay I'll see you guys in a bit only up to University and letting the dogs out if you know what I mean anyways I'll see you guys are you tired of having a hormonal high school student mope around your home what about that homework that they never seem to shut up about are you worried that your high school student will take fun colored pills at a house party aka a mosh pit of other high school students get lost and never come home well if that sounds like you we have something to cure your headaches introducing the undergrad student 2.0 this product is smarter than our previous design the undergrad student 1.1 which was notorious for leading things to the last minute we have incorporated features like existential dread adult and premature alcoholism to keep you on your toes the undergrad student 2.0 is available online for a limited time only at the low low price of screw your bank account but wait there's more if you call the number on your screen right now in two free bottles of midterm stress for you to use on your grad student if you feel like things aren't hectic enough call the number on your screen today terms and conditions don't apply see the dark web for details okay where were we oh right hell is upon us so on this fine September morning I was fortunate enough to be granted a ride to prison by my dad Kim stop taking selfies I'm going to jail it was still ridiculously early but that's the way I like it I wanted to be the first one on campus to get a lay of the land and scope out escape routes potential sniper hideouts trapdoors booby traps poison ivy I was the first one there the food courts silence you could hear a pin drop the time had come it was 9:20 a.m. and I was off to my classes now obviously I didn't film in class because I was not about to get expelled on the first day so instead I'm just gonna reenact my experiences now big disclaimer in case my university is watching this I liked all my teachers or shall I say professors they're clearly all very good at what they do and have been nothing but incredible since I've started at this University oh be greatly appreciated if you could find some sympathy in your little yet scary heart - maybe not kick me out for doing this Thanks so with that being said my first taste of university classes came through the course of calculus calculus is one of my favorite classes in high school and I was excited for this class the professor he had a thick Italian accent and spent the first 10 minutes of class telling us why socialism is bad and then when he was done with that the topic was tennis this was honestly very appreciated on my part because after 18 years on this planet I have yet to understand the game of tennis all I know about tennis is Serena Williams that's it unfortunately though I applaud his effort but I still don't understand it so I just got back from calculus I have to say I like the class I'm also absolutely appalled by the number of Nike Air Force ones around me but anyways right now I'm eating lunch meeting my bootleg mac and cheese and honestly it didn't come out but it looks like a carpet of spaghetti next we have Kevin physics and algebra well go from there anyways Bon Appetit it was barely 11 a.m. I had tied lots of it so I watched Dance Moms it's horrible highlights the worst of humanity hey I'll fall for it I'll watch it back to classes off to chemistry went nothing of real importance happened in this class except that the professor was a very nice lady and the class had a whopping 300 students so she had to use no not a lapel microphone a mini microphone I was practically jumping out of my seat when I saw that thing it's like this class was meant for me the only other important thing about this class is that every other week we have labs so I'm just putting it out there as a warning to the rest of humanity that you should expect lots of explosions rocking your world sometime soon courtesy of yours truly it was time for my favorite class of all-time physics I practically ran into this class it's the reason why I'm on the campus to begin with let me tell you this is a very good class the professor is really good everything he says makes ends and he's super helpful he also wears monochromatic outfits every single day which is cool and stuff respect the crayon the highlight of the class is when he said and I quote if you refuse to use vectors to do physics it's probably because you ain't the sharpest tool in the shed the final class of the day was algebra this class was all right not my favorite subject but I will gladly sit through it instead of social studies the teacher was a very sweet lady who loved math jokes seriously they were everywhere the only qualms I had with this class is actually with the students they don't shut up this is the only class where this is an issue like what where did this come from don't you want to learn maybe paying attention will help I don't know just a thought alone my dudes how's it going my first day of university is officially over overall it's a pretty good experience I liked all my classes show it out to all the kind souls that recognized me what's up my dudes I'm the weird kid that sits in the back and doesn't say anything but now we're gonna go to the gym and then probably go to Staples because I have some supplies to take care of and then I'll see where the day takes me but for now that's it and I'll see you guys in a bit I don't care where you live I don't care what clothes you wear I don't care how you smell I don't care what planet you come from back to school schmoopy is the best thing ever and the best part of going back to school I don't care that I'm morose and mopey that I will not get a single good night of sleep for the next eight months I want to run up my credit card with useless junk that will just sit in my pencil case and make me feel guilty for not using it and no it doesn't matter that I'm an adult and I should not find so much fun in such childish activities the excitement was palpable yeah I know I attacked staples with a vengeance not yet seen on this planet I walked in and the scent of paper pens and backpacks filled my nostrils what...
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